زبــان ســـــرا

IN THE MEMORY OF MY TEACHER IN UNIVERSITY (Phd. A. M. D.). THE PERSON WHOM I RESPECT TO SO MUCH.

How Sweet These Children Are!

A little girl was discussing about the whales with her teacher.

The teacher said: Physically, it is impossible for whales to swallow a human being. Whereas whales are giant beasts, they have a small throat.

The little girl asked: Then, how had Prophet Jonah been swallowed by a whale?

The teacher repeated angrily that a whale can not swallow a human being. Physically, it is impossible.

The little girl said: When I go paradise. I will ask prophet Jonah this matter.

The teacher asked what if he had gone to the hell?

The little girl replied: You! Ask him then!

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The kids were standing in line in dinning room. There was a basket of apples on the table. There was a note on it: “Take only one.” “God is looking at you.”

There was a basket of pies and chocolates on the end of the table, too.

One of the kids wrote on it: “Take whatever you like!“ “God is controlling the apples!!!!”

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One day a photographer had come to class to take a memorial photo of the children. The teacher was bringing the children together.

The teacher said: “How beautiful it is!” “Many years later, when all of you grow up and look at this photo and say: This is Ahmad. Now he is a doctor. Or that is Mehrdad. He is a lawyer.”

One of the children from the end of the class said: “This is the teacher, too. He’s dead now.”